Elvis wedding vows

I'm about to do a marriage renewal for a couple at a beach in Denmark.
I haven't tried this before, so I wonder if any of you have a "Wedding ceremony" ready,
like:
" Do you [bride] promise to make [groom] love you tender ?"
"Do [groom] promise not to bring [bride] to Heartbreak Hotel (and always do the laundry) ?" kind-of-thing ..

I'm going to perform the renewal and then sing a song; but it's supposed be funny and right now I'm a little uninspired.
Can you help me, please ?

E

I think Peter Moore might be the man you need. He has done a few of them, but dont no he has done the vows or just sang there. cya soon xxx