Funny fans

What is the most funny thing a fan said or did to you?!

I am not admitting to anything

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Val the sideburn chaser!!!

I dont have any fans - just fangs!!

Yeah, you got me, Michelle! That's at least one.

when i went to porthcawl festival last year i didnt know any of the eta's or anything i jsut went for a day as a fan, however i was wearing a high collared shirt (just to fit in) and despite having hair half way down my back at the time people kept asking me if i was singing this year and telling me i was really good last year etc...i was confused as hell but i discovered its was because several of them thought i was Jelvis another young la that did elvis down there

i still find it funny as i looked more like cher than elvis lol

Do you wear one of those leotard things that Cher wears

only for special people

Are you missing a rib too, David?
Darren, was that Val?

weird Darren someones done that to me to in a nightclub in cardiff...dont see the fascination to be honest lol and thats not even a fan just a random person

TCBDavid wrote:

when i went to porthcawl festival last year i didnt know any of the eta's or anything i jsut went for a day as a fan, however i was wearing a high collared shirt (just to fit in) and despite having hair half way down my back at the time people kept asking me if i was singing this year and telling me i was really good last year etc...i was confused as hell but i discovered its was because several of them thought i was Jelvis another young la that did elvis down there

i still find it funny as i looked more like cher than elvis lol

The thing is Dave you look nothing like Jelvis

Funniest thing to happen concerning a fan with me was not so long back i was changing my battery in my mic and i threw the nearly dead one to Becky , Beck then turned to George a guy who follows me to most places and told him to stick his tounge out , him not knowing she had this battery in her hand , so he stuck his tounge out and she put the battery slap bang on it boy you should have seen him jump

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The thing is Dave you look nothing like Jelvis

thats the point especially with my long hair lol

eselvisfan wrote:

Are you missing a rib too, David?
Darren, was that Val?

Essie, dont think I could reach Darren he seems too tall. Might grow some sideburns if people do that, bet Wayne Rooney wish he had sideburns, It wouldn't have cost him as much

TCBDavid wrote:

only for special people

Can we have a photo

Val, i am sure you have high heels that are long enough to be as tall as Darren!!

I am trying to think of any funnies thats happened to Chris while I have been with him, I can think of obscene things lol where i have had to put my foot down with some women and tell them to get their hands off !! Chris got attacked by a dog once, bit right through his leathers lol thats funny but I wasn't there to witness it. I am trying to get me thinking cap onnnnnnn will have to ask him get to see him tonight (midweek woohooo theres a rarity) he has a restaurant shwo tonight so I am gonna get myself over there provided the QE2 bridge aint beign a pain!

Hihi Did you slap them when you said they have to take there hands off, Val? You should had worn Vals kinky boots! Ooowww, that is horrible that he got bitten by that dog! Hope the owners payed for a new suit! Enjoy youre long weekend together!!!!

No owners did not even apologise let alone pay for new suit!!! - I came close to slapping them yes Essie, there was 2 of them in one night lol - Actually one of the members here, was there with his girlfriend they came to see Chris show and saw what it was like it was horrrrrrrrrrrrrible. Some people have no respect for themselves and thats fine if they want to make a show of themselves and look like a lush, they just dont need to be showign disrespect to other people, and that included not only Chris but the rest of the audience. If a man did to a emale entertainer what one of these women did to Chris I am sure the police would have been called and the man arrested !! if he wasnt set upon first! It was truely disgusting lol and happy days we are back at that venue in October hehe - Will be ok though, the Manager is there that night he wont have none of that rubbish happening, he was caught up in the dust cloud problem last time we was there xx

by horrible I of course meant what the woman was doing and trying to do to Chris not his Show and lucky for doggie that Chris is an animal lover!

Well, that is actualy very weard that the owners of the dog dont even apologice!!! I would had let them pay for the suit. Ofcourse if Johnny would had been alone, it wouldnt had happend but i am ALWAYS at all shows, so i would had put a bill in there mailbox and made pics of the dog and suit (i always have a camera with me at shows).

Ppppfff i know what you are saying girl!! Some woman (aspecialy when they are drunk) are realy like cheap shots!!! They think that if someone is singing, that it is public property!! haha I buyed a 'Security' shirt for Calvin (my son) befor and when Johnny had a show, Cal would be wearing it, if he was here. He even had to stand between Johnny and two OLD lady's!!! haha Realy i am not kidding you, they kept wanted to kiss him. hahaha But i also have seen woman crowling over the floor, and crabbing his leggs... Also one time a woman (i dont call them lady) on here batiolarparty, she toke all her close off!! Even her husband to be, was there!! He dint do jackshit! So, yes woman can be very, very strainge!!

lol at Essie, yes some are very strange hehe - and what tickles me is when they dont get their way they start saying GAY! lol x x i am not minding people enjoying themselves and wanting a hugg and friendly peck etc.. but i draw the line at some things hehe

Yeah i see what you saying girl!!
Just some fun, is ok, but some overdo it too!
Well, they can call him gay all they want too, but i think you are the best judge of that!! haha
There where some people that thought Elvis was gay too. Who cares what they think?! haha

I think, a good entertainer, knows how to keep things in controll in a good way.
I mean, it may be the case sometime that there is a jelouse husband or boyfriend in the audiounce too and as an entertainer i think it is important to keep a high standart and be in controll to give everyone a good time.

Think I better behave myself in case Michelle and Essie are in the audience

Errr funniest thing i had said to me was whens Johnny cash coming on?