LOS ANGELES – Bill Clinton returns to the US with freed North Korean prisoners. Weekly World News has acquired a transcript of his exchange with Kim Jong Il.
This morning former President Bill Clinton returned on a plane with two American journalists who had been taken prisoner for entering North Korea illegally. Their release was brokered by Clinton in a private meeting he had with the North Korean leader Kim Jong Il.
Last week Bill Clinton took it upon himself to fly to North Korea without the blessing of the White House or Washington DC. Flying into Pyonyang the President met with Kim Jong Il to broker the release of the two American prisoners.
Kim Jong Il was pleased to meet with the former President, and was ready to turn the situation to his advantage. Clinton was briefed by intelligence about Jong Ils interests and pastimes. The two first made small talk in one of the royal palaces. Then Jong Il showed Clinton through his personal library of music memorabilia. Contained within the collection are first editions of Beatles albums, the coin tossed to put Ritchie Vallens on his fatal flight with Buddy Holly, and a mason jar filled with the soul of Robert Johnson.
Seeing an advantage Clinton offered some rare Elvis memorabilia in exchange for the journalists. Secret Service agents produced the last sequined jumpsuit ever worn by The King in concert. Then they produced an identical replica Clinton had made before leaving, which was fit to Kim Jong Ils measurements. Jong Il was very pleased at this offering. To further sweeten the deal, and to get Jong Ils promise to renew discussions on nuclear weapons, Clinton even threw in rare photographs of Elvis during his first black belt Karate test. These are some of the only known photographs to show a fully grown Elvis being thrown around like a rag doll.
Within hours Clinton was on a plane with the two released journalists. He and the two young ladies were said to enjoy the ride on his private jet, which is the only Former Presidential jet to be equipped with its own dance floor.
Kim Jong Il is said to still be running through his palatial home, wearing his Elvis replica jumpsuit and practicing Karate.
Source: Elvis Unlimited,
05-08-2009
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